guy1 *30 minutes earlier*: YOU GUYS SHOULD REALLY CLEAN THIS COUNTER!

guy2: don't tell them what to do!!!!

guy1 *comes back later*: ARE THOSE HOLES IN YOUR EARS?!

me: yes.

guy1: THEY NAAAAAAASTY.

me: YOU NAAAAAAASTY.

guy1: BUT ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT YOUR EARS ARE LIKE PULLED? LIKE DON'T THAT HURT?!"

guy2: i'm sorry about him. i personally think they look nice on you.

me: thank you =)

guy1: YOU CAN PULL 'EM OFF THOUGH BUT THEY NAAAAASTY

guy2: *orders beer*

guy1: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

me: anna.

guy1: HI ANNA I'M *whatever his name was* CAN I HAVE YO NUMBER?!

me: -________________- no i have a boyfriend. I CAN HELP WHOEVER IS NEXT IN LINE!

TIME GOES BY: DODODODOODDODO

guy3 *hourish later after he orders*: ARE THOSE THOSE BIG EARRINGS.

me: yes they're stretched.

guy3: DON'T THEY SMELL?!

me: no. mine don't because i take care of them.

guy3: THIS GUY I KNOW SAYS THEY ALL SMELL.

me: that's because he knows people that don't care of their's.

guy3: YOU KNOW THEY'RE ALWAYS GOING TO BE LIKE THAT. THEY WON'T CLOSE UP.

me: i can close them up if i wanted to.

guy3: THEN DO IT NOW RIGHT HERE. THEY'RE GOING TO BE LIKE THAT EVEN WHEN YOURE 90.

me: it doesn't matter to me.

guy3: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, THEY'RE GROSS.

guy3's friend tries grabbing to leave: sorry about him! *tips us money*

next guy in line: I THINK THEY'RE AWESOME TELL HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF!!