I love you a lot and I know you’re old, but why the fuck do you need to walk around on tile at 4 in the morning?!
Your panting and nails have given me such a bad headache that I never want to sleep here again. At least on this pull out couch.
You’re suppose to be old and lazy. Not old and walking in circles. Doesn’t it tire you out? I doubt I’ll even be able to nap before work when I come back over today.
Please. Go be lazy and nap all day so you can stop panting do hard and making loud noises on the tile floor.